@btowtruck Okay just don't take too many, I don't want you to go live with Jesus to early

@btowtruck But but but that's not good for your health..unless it's Aleve

Forgot how good @radiohead is then I remembered, cuz I got a pretty good (not great) brain.

Old white people love Chinese food, but hate the Japanese, weird.

RT @Fahrenthold: Amazing: Appears that the barcode on @realDonaldTrump's phony Time cover is actually barcode for software that lets you be…